Z's definitions

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004

badass

A character capable of rendering bad movies watchable and good movies unforgettable. Intelligent, aggressive, single-minded, static, often evil.

Examples: Ash in the Evil Dead movies; Bill Foster in Falling Down; Tyler Durden in Fight Club; Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.

by z June 19, 2004

t3h

Though teh was originally an accidental mispelling, t3h was purposfully made. It is the 1337 version of teh, mostly used in the same was as teh, though usually used more often by gamers, frequent speakers of 1337, or people who are far too exposed to the internet (like me). Some believe t3h to add a slightly different, possibly more nerdy meaning to the sentence rather than teh.

this game is t3h cool

j00 4r3 t3h 1337

by Z October 3, 2004

über 1337

So totally better than you and then some. The best of everything and everyone. So much better than you, your mom, and your dog. Better than 1337, more than 1337, overly 1337, so 1337 it's painful. The best of all and everything and you and your dog.

Contraction of über (also, though incorrectly, known as uber) and 1337.

That guy is über 1337; no one can beat him!

by Z October 3, 2004

spiffy keen

Like spiffy but more fun to say.

That show is spiffy keen.

This dog is spiffy keen.

by Z October 3, 2004

whoa

1. To express surprise (interj)

2. To express astonishment(interj)

3. To indicate a desire for one to end that of which they are speaking (interj)

4. Evolved from a song to describe something that you're not quite sure exactly how to describe (adj)

Whoa can also be spelled "woah" though there are many arguments started by bored people about which way is correct.

1. "Whoa! Don't do that, you scared me."

2. "Whoa, that roller coaster is fast."

3. "Whoa, okay, that's enough."

4. "That car is so cool, it's like, whoa."

by Z October 3, 2004

gurl

A way of spelling "girl" practiced by people who will become victims of natural selection sometime in the future.

idiot: yo gurl sup
otheridiot: gky
idiot: k

by Z October 3, 2004