Z's definitions

ashfaced

To be camping or near a fire outside and the wind quickly changes direction blowing smoke and ash in your face.

SHIT! i just got ashfaced

by z March 19, 2005

whoising

To /whois someone

Shaine23 was whoising me becuase they're a stalker

by Z April 20, 2003

wojnar

A bigger woman. We're talkin 300+ pounds of raw fat. Usually particularly stinky.

Today on the bus, Wojnar stole my bagged lunch.

by Z July 11, 2006

self control

Porn on dialup.

Wait for it...

by z July 3, 2004

FFPC

FFPC - Fatty Fatty Pork Chop

The fat sloppy secretary at work who pisses everyone off... yea you know the hoe who always fucks up shit steals food and is so slow and lazy you would rather work 4 hours later than ask her to help you out

Motha fucka FFPC ate everyones lunch out of the break room... guess we will be ordering out again...

by Z May 4, 2004

dweeb

A common production toilet...a term used by pumbers.
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What $ amout is in the contract for the dweeb

by Z December 17, 2003

The Funk

n. (slang) General term for venereal disease, esp. viral strains which cannot be cured.

I hear he's dating Amy now... I wonder if he knows she's got The Funk.

by Z December 22, 2004