Z's definitions

baltimore

Charm City. It's called Charm City. The benches in Baltimore also say, "Baltimore - The City That Reads" because you're supposed to read when you sit down on a bench.

"welcome to charm city!"

by z May 13, 2005

fucktard

See also: Michael Moore

"Michael Moore is a deceptive, lying fucktard."

by Z May 30, 2004

munted

to be so intoxicated that it is not possible to be any more intoxicated

Stuart was munted after the 22nd beer.

by Z March 30, 2003

fuckasswierd

anyone who dresses like a goth, and acts like they dont care about anything. fags, who wear black and think there being "original"

"wow, theres so many fuckasswierds at out school".

by z March 16, 2004

dutch canadian

One who speaks and/or thinks as the people of Holland Michigan who are half Dutch and half Canadian and that say words such as "Godammit".

Allis is such a godamn Dutch Canadian

by z December 25, 2004

cluck steak

Cluck steak is beef jerky. Beef jerky to a cluck IS steak, thus beef jerky = cluck steak. However, the word is almost never used by actual cluck, because that would divulge their cluck status. Clucks use the term 'beef jerky' to describe beef jerky, but non-clucks can refer to beef jerky as 'cluck steak' (and it really doesn't matter if it's peppered or teriyaki).

1st Cluck says:"Hey man, let's finish off this lightbulb full of meth and then go and get some beef jerky."
2nd Cluck says: "You mean'cluck steak.'"
1st Cluck: "Huh? Whatever man, hit this."
2nd Cluck: (inhales)

by Z October 14, 2003

CTKI

Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.

Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)

Related term: noob

The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.

by Z June 15, 2004