Z's definitions

dweeb

A common production toilet...a term used by pumbers.
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What $ amout is in the contract for the dweeb

by Z December 17, 2003

Austin, TX

The armpit of Texas.
Also known for being a hippie hangout, and a place to go for good BBQ.

Longhorns are frequently seen there, drunk and fighting.

Boss: You are being re-assigned to Austin, TX.

Employee: Hell no! Any place but Austin! I quit!

by Z March 12, 2004

rotflmao

Rolling On The Flor, Laughing My Ass Off.
Used instead of the out of date LOL.

rotflmao, that sucks.

by Z April 10, 2005

ranko

The alias Ranma Saotome (from Ranma 1/2) uses when he is female and around his mother. He stops using this around Volume 33, when his secret is revealed. Anyone who hasn't read or seen Ranma 1/2 SHOULD!!!!

"Oh, hello Ranko, a bit early for swimming is it?"-Nodoka Saotome

by Z January 7, 2005

swude

A long "sweet" with a low drawal, possibly uttered while blazed or wasted.

"Damn that chronic was some swude shit."

by Z May 16, 2004

hookah kings

a hip joint in albuquerque NM ran by these 2 dudes who sell hookahs and tobacco.

I stopped by hookah kings yesterday and smoked a bowl of cherry shisha.

by z July 20, 2004

boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.

I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?

by Z October 3, 2004