9 definitions by Your mom Karen
by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019
The kid in kindergarten that liked worms and picked his nose but made out with Suzy under the jungle gym.
ewwww Billy is picking his nose
by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019
your mom who has that one haircut, wears loose bottom jeans with flip-flops, drives a mini van, is anti-vax, probably had a Monroe piercing at some point, and LOVES speaking to the manager
by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019
The ultimate mom. She doesn't allow alcohol in the house and has only divorced one man. She always has a bag of goldfish crackers in her purse in case her kid is being annoying at church. She makes the whole family share an iPad and only get 1 hour of screen time each per day. She's works an average job, but her husband is probably a doctor so she's rich. She has somewhat of a Karen haircut, but part more in the middle. Though she's put together during the day, she has wild fantasies at night which she explores with her husband.
by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019
by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019
My crush in kindergarten was Suzy
by Your mom Karen June 7, 2019
Cameron’s are literally stalkers... they get really attached and won’t let go of you, they fall in love easily without realising and goes to the extreme to get the person they want. They try to act tough but are actually a baby that needs attention at all times. Has trouble understanding simple things but gets good grades even though his work is always late. Has a huge ego and thinks he can get whatever he wants. Other than the fact that he can be clingy and annoying he can be funny. Rarely.
by Your mom Karen June 23, 2019