Your Best Idiot
when somebody tells you something you (don't) want to hear
Guy 1: Everybody knows you suck at fighting back
Guy 2: Don't Give Me Crap you duckfuck
the 8 children of
. They have a unique personality, from smart to hopped up on crack. This is the list
: hopped up on crack
: ball-loving fuckhead
: strong emptyhead
: the only female
: fat dumbass
: smart for no apparent reason
: fuckin' badass
: lying, cheating freak with a
the Koopalings ARE fucktards, they always let their guard down
Guy: Why me? WHY GOD WHY!?
Cop: You have the right to remain silent!
1) The best kind of sidekick you'll ever get! Best known as the strongest chimpanzee in the Donkey Kong series
2) To wear a red cap and you're favourite food is bananas 3) To be near a muscular friend
1) Diddy: Second banana is what I am!
2) That dude is... imitating? Diddy Kong! 3) I'm Diddy and this is my buddy DK
Microsoft killed Rareware, the only things left are the corpse that is Rareware being reanimated by Microsoft, fucking bastards. the only thing good in Rare's games now are the awesome graphics.
a mob-like expression for the phrase "
You will die
if you hear my secret"
Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
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