erectum

Like Rectum, but refers to the Shaft

Why do i pronounce Rectum as Erectum?

by Your Best Idiot April 02, 2010

george w. bush

a kwyjibo

who's that...kwyjibo? over there!
George W. Bush

by your best idiot March 11, 2010

5|-|17|-|34|)

Shithead in L33t

Iggy Koopa: |34(|< 0|=|=, 5|-|17|-|34|),1 |2|_|73! 7()() /\/\|_|(|-| 1337 \/\/1|_|_ |<1|_|_ `|4!

by your best idiot April 08, 2010

Memory Lapse

when you think of somnething to do, but when you go to do it, you go "What was i gonna do again?"

memory lapses are fucking crazy

by your best idiot April 24, 2010

Ø

a circle with a cross, ya dumboes

if you put Ø over <object>, it means "No More <Object>" where <object> can mean anything

by your best idiot April 13, 2010

Ultimatum

A very weird where you shout (though it can be omitted) ULTIMATUM!!! and explain 2-4 scenarios, all have to be humiliating and/or violent.

Jake: Yo, man, i got this cool game! it's called Ultimatum! IT'S AWESOME!

Dan: Hey dude, Explain the rules!

Jake: no. Let's play! Didds, you start!

Diddy: K, Jake, will you: 1: take a long piss with the door open, 2: take the oath of ignorance, 3: go nuts for the week, and 4: smash sum priceless thing"

Jake: Woah, that's a tough one, choice... 1

Diddy: then you have to take the next piss with the door open

Jake: WHAT!?! People will see my ding dong!

Brenda: You Picked your fate! and you will have to do it once.

Diddy: And i forgot, it has to happen at a party, when LOTS of people are around

by your best idiot April 05, 2010

Workaphobia

fear of the workplace, a slackoholic

Lotsa people have Workaphobia, meaning they are afraid of work, school, or anything related. and they are proud of that. they're just too dumb to show it

by your best idiot April 07, 2010