82 definitions by Your Best Idiot

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"
Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!
by your best idiot May 22, 2010

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known as: Shit, Crap, Arse Waste, Shite, etc...
the Poo list:

<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up

i had to shit what making this list
by your best idiot April 19, 2010

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Japanese + Weed + LSD + Pr0n magazines = this shit
Pronounced <hen-tye>
I know Hentai is Japanese Animated Pr0n, but getting high is what gives you this... shit
by your best idiot April 18, 2010

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possibly:
1: the famous site known for turning intellectuals into idiots
2: to procrastinate (BAD!)
3: to become a lazy ass who does nothing but skip school and watch it's inbox get flooded with schpam, because of Facebook
4: an excuse for missing planned activities, you addict fuck
5: to stalk people and hide your inner stalker
1: My IQ was 140 before Facebook, now it's 70, durrrr huhuhuh
2: Sorry i procrastinated, i facebooked
3: i'm staying home. i got some facebooking to do
4: Sorry i missed out on our date, me and my best buds facebooked
5: I found you on facebook, wanna facebook?
by your best idiot April 16, 2010

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something big retailers use when their product(s) aren't 100% because of possible side-effects or holes in the design
and i would not be doing my job if i did not ask what the other 0.1% is for. 99.9% just ain't effective
by your best idiot April 06, 2010

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best meal in the world. Vegetarians will snap out of their near-deadly ways to get 1 slice of the meal Italy invented
G1: Dude, i just had this pizza slice, wanna try?
G2: No way man, i'm a vegetarian
G1: That's false man, try it! it's good!
G2: no, i'd rather eat tofu
G1: that last serving of tofu you ate was nothing but pizza! goes with everything!
G2: GIVE ME THAT SLICE!!!
by your best idiot March 16, 2010

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see KKK
i'm NOT a member of the kaykaykay!
by your best idiot April 24, 2010

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