YeModestMustache's definitions

no?

A rather crude yet oddly satisfying way of explaining in a sarcastic, inquisitive way the word no. Instead of actually using it to actually ask a question at the climax of using the word no, No? typically means : I'm being sarcastic, you fool.

Mr Smiley : So, I hear you like used pen lids?

Mr DoubleSmiley : Hmm...No?

by YeModestMustache March 23, 2011

Imagiwank

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.

Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.

by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016