8 definitions by Xer0Syk0
A television show consisting of extremely hairy birds, aliens, vegetables, humans, and other miscellaneous animals. Why everything is so god damn hairy beats me. Promotes extreme drug use, just take a look at the characters. Produced by morons on thirteen different chemical substances, it competes with Teletubbies for the #1 show to watch if you are a stoned college student/druggie.
Cookie Monster: OMG, GIMME THOSE FUCKING COOKIES NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOU GAY BIRD *snort* OH GOD, TOO HIGH
Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK
Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*
Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.
Big Bird: HAHAHAH...ONE... TWO...A...G...Z...X...COCK
Elmo: HOLY SHIT GUYS! I THINK MY BALLS JUST EXPLODED...*puff*
Whoever made Sesame Street should be dragged out onto the street and shot with an AK47. You are teaching our youth to do drugs. Bastards.
by Xer0Syk0 July 29, 2006
Dude: Hurr hurr, im a hurring fagget!
Dude 2: hurr hurr, shitass!
Dude 3: My ass! AhahA! Get It? My ASs?
Dude 2: stfu
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Dude: dude, that is one ass full of shit.
Dude 2: lol
Dude 2: hurr hurr, shitass!
Dude 3: My ass! AhahA! Get It? My ASs?
Dude 2: stfu
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Dude: dude, that is one ass full of shit.
Dude 2: lol
by Xer0Syk0 November 27, 2004
t3h 1337x0r d00d 747 pwnx0rz j00 nubz0rz!!!!
Mastered PHP, CGI, PERL, HTML, JS, VB6, and Delphi a loooong time ago. Plays cs and ownx0rz at scoutzknivezx0r.
=D
Mastered PHP, CGI, PERL, HTML, JS, VB6, and Delphi a loooong time ago. Plays cs and ownx0rz at scoutzknivezx0r.
=D
by Xer0Syk0 November 27, 2004
Homosexual mutant turtles on crack that believe they are ninjas. Usually engage in underground orgies. They are the reason your toilet overflows, why entire sewers to back up in homea, why sludge explodes from manholes, and the smell you get on your pubes when you sweat a lot. Major cause in global warming.
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
So why the fuck do people STILL call them heroes?
The Ninja Turtles kidnapped my little brother and escaped through my fireplace, but not without making all the toilets in the house combust.
by Xer0Syk0 July 29, 2006
1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006
Main ingredient of chicken mcnuggets, along with damn pork, beef, rat, and the rest of the shit shoved into those shitass cakes.
Billy: Ma, this is dog shit!
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?
Mom: But billy, aren't chicken mcfuggets your favorite?
Billy: *shoves some nuggets up his ass*
Mom: WTF?
by Xer0Syk0 November 29, 2004
Laziest and snobbiest people on the face of the Earth. Everything in their country is extremely overpriced, yet people but it anyway.
Thousands flock to their country for no apparent reason other than to waste their money looking at overrated, shitty old buildings that people with common sense really don't give a fuck about.
Thousands flock to their country for no apparent reason other than to waste their money looking at overrated, shitty old buildings that people with common sense really don't give a fuck about.
500 dollars for a 20 minute gondola ride? Fuck that.
100 dollars to enter a cathedral? Fuck that.
20 dollars for 2 scoops of ice cream? Are you fucking kidding me?
God, those europeans just sit on their asses, do nothing, and rake in all that cash from tourism.
by Xer0Syk0 November 16, 2006