28 definitions by Wypipo whisperer
The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"
By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough
Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.
This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
The very small ant, who is an aunt to many other small ants, that provides TV service to millions, if not billions of people. Aunt Enna, also known as Ant Enna, is also responsible for wi-fi
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area
by Wypipo whisperer September 7, 2019
When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags
"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"
by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020