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Something akin to a nerd; someone who is very unhip and also oblivious to the fact that they are. Like a guy wearing shorts and black socks with a camera hanging from his neck walking around Disneyworld with his twitty wife and twit kids.
Look at those twits playing jarts in their back yard.
by Woody Thomas February 5, 2006
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All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.
I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night
by Woody Thomas January 9, 2006
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The most sadistic and bloodthirsty pro wrestler of all time. Used sharp objects to carve up opponents' foreheads and also threw "fire" in their faces. The fire was actually flash paper that The Sheik was somehow able to ignite and give the illusion he was producing a fireball out of thin air. His real name was Ed Farhat and he died in 2003 at age 76.
The Sheik and Abdullah the Butcher had a gore-fest of a match.
by Woody Thomas December 24, 2006
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a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.

I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:

on the side of a busy highway

on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the

toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)

In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends

and throngs of people were walking through, and there

was no stall, just a toilet

etc etc

In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with

passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
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adjective, describes something that is intended to be creative and/or thought-provoking, but is really just kind of unoriginal, pretentious, and stupid.
I like most of the Doors' music, but Jim Morrison's poetry is just plain banal.
by Woody Thomas October 10, 2009
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a super thick ice cream product, actually frozen custard. The original and world's best can be found at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard in south St. Louis. You can stick a spoon it it and turn it upside down and the spoon stays stuck in the custard.
I waited in line half an hour at Ted Drewe's to get a chocolate concrete.
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child
Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.
by Woody Thomas January 20, 2007
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