| 1. | Unhip one | ||
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Derived in the late thirties; early forties. Serious jazz lovers. The times to define the difference between the cool and the uncool. When snapping fingers took the place of applause. Unhip gave a flavor like the term "little grass hopper"; a student. When someone tries to compare Miles Davis and Louis Armstrong as the same horn ...
Not only will a serious lesson follow but towards the end, an underscathing tone of "unhip one". |
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| 2. | Square | ||
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A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them. Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.
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| 3. | mompants | ||
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A painfully unhip and out of touch person
From: One deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige cameltoe-makin' JC Penny's high-waisted pants for women that they're sporting make them look professional and executive that jacket is mompants
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| 4. | dorkoramus | ||
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1. An extremely unhip person; akin to Steve Carroll in any of his movies or the Judd Apatow crew. A combination of dork and ignoramus.
2. An person who is extremely ignorant of all things cool; the anti-hipster. Guru: Look I used hyperlinks for the first time in an email! Wow, look how cool I am.
Jessicah: Um, no Gu, you are a complete dorkoramus. |
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| 5. | streets behind | ||
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Uncool or unhip; behind the times. As seen on the TV show "Community." Pierce: "Streets ahead" is verbal wildfire.
Annie: Does it just mean "cool," or is it supposed to be like "miles ahead?" Pierce: *sigh* If you have to ask, you're streets behind. |
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| 6. | Confanious | ||
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Ridiculous in a clueless, uptight, unhip sort of way. Wearing your pants pulled up so high makes you look confanious.
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| 7. | wig | ||
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Great-grandaddy of second-generation slang for methyldioxymethamphetamine (MDMA). Mostly used by the insanely hip crowd in urban dance meccas like Austin, San Francisco, and even fucking New York.
This word was later supplanted by the horrendously stupid "roll", a word so unspecial that it seems to be used as pitifully as "smurf" with the new, abysmally uncool, tragically unhip MDMasses. Still, if you want to score, you have to speak the language. D has the wigs, so let's ditch these hos and start the party.
Tone, I'm wiggin' my balls off dude. And I love it. I see some hotties; let's go work the floor! I'm freelin' gate. Excuse whatever the hell I just said. I'm just speaking Wigginese right now. |
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