7 definitions by Wonton2
An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."
by Wonton2 July 28, 2013
A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.
by Wonton2 May 29, 2011
A moment in your life you or someone else would prefer was completely erased from the Akashic Records, as well as from all living memory including ones own.
by Wonton2 October 19, 2014
by Wonton2 June 9, 2010
The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.
Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.
by Wonton2 January 7, 2013
A plan or system that produces more energy than it uses while at the same time provides necessary products or services. Farming is the historic example. Solar panels, wind turbines and concentrated solar are also, but using new technology. So is biofuels.
by Wonton2 April 29, 2013
A contraction of the words 'identity' and 'infinity'.
Who/what you are when you are one with the universe.
Who/what you are when you are one with the universe.
by Wonton2 January 31, 2012