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chuck norris

if you keep fucking around i'm gonna give you a chuck norris
by wolf January 11, 2005
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smelly awakening

the act of standing over a person and slepping them in the face. as the person wakes up, you force a fart out in his or her face.
the first one to fall asleep tonight is getting a smelly awakening
by wolf January 11, 2005
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Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.
I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.
by wolf December 17, 2004
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salad fingers

salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.
"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"
by Wolf March 2, 2005
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SD Gundam

steaming pile of mini-gundam turd. seriously.
not related to the Gundam series at all. AT ALL!
by Wolf July 2, 2004
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OWI

Another acronym for drunk driving is OWI, or operating while intoxicated. Similar to OUI, the operative word is “operating”.
I just got sentenced to 7 days in prison for my second OWI offense.
by WoLF February 4, 2007
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snake

The DARPA chief is on the second floor basement of the tank hanger
by Wolf May 13, 2005
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