83 definitions by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter
One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 23, 2007
1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 3, 2008
When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.
Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.
When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 3, 2008
The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.
With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007
Lower Quality Individual. Someone who has at least two of the following traits:
1. Abuses controlled substances.
2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them.
3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law.
4. Steals from family and stores.
5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back.
6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should.
7. Someone who had premarital sex.
8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it.
9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.
1. Abuses controlled substances.
2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them.
3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law.
4. Steals from family and stores.
5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back.
6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should.
7. Someone who had premarital sex.
8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it.
9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 23, 2008
A cool made up male Viking name, it is Thor crossed with Odin. So if someone's a little higher than the pagan gods, they are Thorodin. Pronounced thore-uh-dinn.
Thorodin tore out the Crusader's jugular vein with his teeth like it was the tape out of a cassette.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 23, 2007
When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 15, 2008