Wiznerd1's definitions

lezicon

A shared lexicon amongst a group of lesbians. Also a top 5 iPhone autocorrect

Lesbian A: "Evan, this hot dog makes my dick hard"
Lesbian B: "Chloe, I am so adding that to the lezicon"
Lesbian C: *Eating pizza crust*

by wiznerd1 May 9, 2011

Gangle

Abbreviation for "gay angle". Where a straight male will adopt culturally "gay" qualities to lower the guard of unsuspecting attractive females.

Dude, that guy macking your chick right now is not gay, he's totally just playing the gangle

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

Forsure-gin

Someone who is for sure a virgin

"Does that guy get laid? Nope, he's a forsure-gin"

by wiznerd1 May 31, 2018

Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning

"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

Permeriod

Short for "permanent period" - usually in reference to one's whose demeanor has a somewhat heavy flow and needs a both a tampon AND a pad, just in case

"Looks like Sheila is your moon sister"
"She's always on her period"
"You mean permeriod?"

by wiznerd1 August 16, 2012

Wiznerd

y'know, like a wizard who knows about radians

"Robie is being such a wiznerd right now, he fixed my computer and wouldn't stop talking about complex IT parlance"

by wiznerd1 September 15, 2009

TCB

Short for "Totally Cock-Blocking". Often funnier when used in scenarios when misunderstood by one party for the more common "Taking care of business" abbreviation.

I so would have closed that deal, but Matt was TCB

by wiznerd1 September 16, 2009