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Permiod
(The permanent period)
Pronounced Purr-mee-uhd
noun
A female who seems as if she is always on her period.
Permiods may constantly be in a bad mood, reject your advances (often times even the smoothest pick up lines will not work on these foul beings), and/or relentlessly talk in a rude or obnoxious manner.
Most of the time, they will be hideous and bitchy due to lack of action, but sometimes they just think they are better than everyone else. They may also be dykes who are angry that they aren't men. On occasion, they are semi-attractive, but merely haven't learned their place (in the kitchen).
Many of these women can be identified as the grenade of the group, and sometimes even the queen bee. It is very difficult to deal with these types of women; therefore, they are best left alone.
Pronounced Purr-mee-uhd
noun
A female who seems as if she is always on her period.
Permiods may constantly be in a bad mood, reject your advances (often times even the smoothest pick up lines will not work on these foul beings), and/or relentlessly talk in a rude or obnoxious manner.
Most of the time, they will be hideous and bitchy due to lack of action, but sometimes they just think they are better than everyone else. They may also be dykes who are angry that they aren't men. On occasion, they are semi-attractive, but merely haven't learned their place (in the kitchen).
Many of these women can be identified as the grenade of the group, and sometimes even the queen bee. It is very difficult to deal with these types of women; therefore, they are best left alone.
Bill: Dude, what the fuck? I grabbed that Rachel's ass, and she turned around and slapped me!
Mark: Haha! You should've known. She's always like that.
Bill: Fucking Permiod!
Mark: Haha! You should've known. She's always like that.
Bill: Fucking Permiod!
Permiod by TheBitchKiller January 26, 2011
Related Words
Permeriod • peeriod • peeriodical • Permaroids • permetroid • Permiod • permyriad • Preriod • perma-period
Permaroids
Permaroids by SpazMan777 June 2, 2011
Peeriod
When a bit of pee dribbles down your leg, occurs mainly after you tuck in your cock after peeing. The feeling is similar to a period just without all the moaning.
Dude! what happened? you piss yourself?
Sorry man, had a Peeriod in the restroom.
Aw fuck, I had a Peeriod, everyone's gonna think I pissed myself!
Sorry man, had a Peeriod in the restroom.
Aw fuck, I had a Peeriod, everyone's gonna think I pissed myself!
Peeriod by Brown Bear. September 7, 2011
permaperiod
a term for a girl's body function that seems to constantly trap her in that "special time of month".
permaperiod by Skylar055 January 25, 2009
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