5 definitions by Wigism
A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.
Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."
by Wigism June 12, 2020
A school filled with wealthy, stuck-up brats, who happen to be within the top 1% of intelligence. If you're smart, you matter. If you're not, go die in a hole. Everyone has at least two mental illnesses. With the new grading system, the only acceptable grade is getting 90% or higher on every assignment. The teachers are kind on the outside, but are really only there for the six digit salary. All the students are really weird. There is a cult which controls a lot of the powerful kids. They win all the awards and get the administration to do what they want. Three of them are on the school board in 8th grade?!?!?
Alex 1: "What did you get on the test?"
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."
Alex 2: "I got 87%."
Alex 1: "Oh no. The time has come. The apocalypse has begun."
Alex 2: "I'll go have a mental breakdown in the bathroom."
Alex 1: "Of course! That is just what happens at Daniel Wright Junior High School."
by Wigism June 11, 2020
A state which has a lot of socio-economic inequality. If you live in the Northern Chicago Suburbs, congrats. You're probably a multi-millionaire living in a mansion. If you don't, you probably live in a shack in Chicago, not the nice Chicago. Lucky, your kids will go to Chicago Public Schools and never get nowhere in life. While, all the pharma execs' kids pay their ways into MIT. Don't worry, the governor legalized weed. At least all the conservatives have been chased away.
by Wigism June 11, 2020
A school district located in Lincolnshire, IL. This district is takes pride in academics. Many students score within the top 1% of the nation on standardized tests. It is one of the only schools to have received the Blue Ribbon Award five times. The schools in this district receives large sums of money from the property taxes of the mansions located near it. The school district is currently faced with many mental health issues, such as depression. Lucky, they have hired 6 social workers and 2 psychologists to handle the situation. The schools in this district are Daniel Wright Junior High School, Half Day Intermediate School, and Laura B. Sprague Elementary School. This school feeds into Stevenson High School.
Parent 1: "My straight-A kid came home with depression."
Parent 2: "Mine came home with that last year!"
Parent 1: "Seems to be common in Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103."
Parent 2: "Must be from the homework."
Parent 2: "Mine came home with that last year!"
Parent 1: "Seems to be common in Lincolnshire-Prairie View District 103."
Parent 2: "Must be from the homework."
by Wigism June 11, 2020