15 definitions by WhosYourDaddy

swilly

1. Someone who lives in North Prospect in Plymouth, England. See shit-hole.

2. A hardcore janner with a screw loose. See swill-on and dickhead.

1. He lives up swilly way

2. Don't mess with him, he's a right swilly.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

whoreticulture

A hobby which involves shagging or fucking a slapper in your or in a neighbour's garden.

Fancy a bit of whoreticulture love? I'll get me tool out...

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

cock-monsieur

1. Derived from the french food croque-monsieur. It means somone who prefers gardening with an uphill slant. Someone who drills marmite. A bender.

Look at the way he walks! I bet he's a cock-monsieur.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

plemurf

How a true janner would spell Plymouth.

I live in swilly in plemurf

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

baguette sandwich

A titwank with chubblies

I fancy a baguette sandwich with extra mayonaisse please

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

freedom fries

A word used to replace the word french in french fries. It originates from george bush. See fuckwit.

McDonalds Worker: Do you want freedom fries with that?

Me: No I want proper british chips...and for you go fuck yourself with an oversized pencil.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004

bog diver

Similar to muff diver only less pleasant.

Put your snorkel on, its time to go bog diving.

by WhosYourDaddy January 14, 2004