24 definitions by Vlad The Impaler

Gannon (v.)

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.

We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.

by Vlad The Impaler February 25, 2005

Romanian handshake

To perform fellatio or cunnilingus in an effort to secure favors or favorable treatment.

"Did you see the gymnastics judging? Somebody must've been doing the old Romanian handshake to get the scores that high."

by Vlad The Impaler August 25, 2004

indieground

The indie music and pop cultural underground, the do-it-yourself community

I'm so tired of the indieground; they wear me out with their puritanical posturing.

by Vlad The Impaler August 25, 2006

Youngstown Shoe Shine

Puking on somebody's shoes after having drunk way too much.

Damn, Virginia was all up in my face, so I gave her a Youngstown Shoe Shine, sent her on her way.

by Vlad The Impaler March 27, 2008

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad The Impaler March 2, 2005

overnotificationification

The tendency of social networking sites (especially Facebook) to notify on absolutely everything one does.

I am sick to death of Facebook's overnotificationification.

by Vlad The Impaler March 24, 2009

errorgasm

Intense pleasure derived from correcting someone else's mistake.

I think Leona might've had an errorgasm when she found that typo in The New Yorker.

by Vlad The Impaler August 20, 2008