24 definitions by Vlad The Impaler

Crapdusting

The practice of breaking wind while walking past somebody else.

Rudy crapdusted the whole section; he's one crapdusting bastard!

by Vlad The Impaler September 21, 2006

driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

by Vlad The Impaler May 12, 2006

gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.

There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.

by Vlad The Impaler May 26, 2007

Cuntquistador

1. Womanizer, playboy; 2. All-conquering prick.

He screwed around on her with her best friend while he was dating her; what a cuntquistador he was!

by Vlad The Impaler February 8, 2006

mississippi rug burn

synonym/slang for SYPHILIS.

"Damn, Zeke got the Mississippi Rug Burn somethin' fierce."

by Vlad The Impaler March 23, 2005

Houston High-Five

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.

George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!

by Vlad The Impaler November 1, 2006

fuckslam

When a friend or loved one accuses you of something you didn't do, and won't believe otherwise.

What a fuckslam I received the other day! She fuckslammed me royally.

by Vlad The Impaler October 18, 2006