94 definitions by Vita Smart
people who pretend to be your mother as an act of sarcasm because they can't smack the shit out of you because that might get them arrested
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
any and every woman who walks around with the same clothing, hairstyle, husband, jewelry, house, job, possessions, kids, degree, and mannerisms as your mom
"I was just doing your mom"
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
"Could you do that over there, please?"
"But I thought you liked that!"
"It's great. Thanks."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
A Black woman or a Black girl who loves Black men and she hates white men. She hates white women and white girls, too. She never hated Black men.
"There's different kinds of becky. Some becky talk like a white girl and other becky talk like a black woman. Some becky live in the hood and other becky is suburban. Some becky hard working and other becky lazy af. It's all becky to me."
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
"I use my password"
"Great. Can I use your password, too?"
"No. That's none of your fucking business!"
"Great. Can I use your password, too?"
"No. That's none of your fucking business!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
Esau, the profane white man as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Esau, the profane white woman as it is written in Hebrews 12:16 KJV.
Someone who Fornicates Under Consent of the King (F.U.C.K.)
Anyone who has sex outside of wedlock, acting like one of Esau's kids.
People who get married after fornicating as if what they did was approved by God and it was not.
Man to Black Woman: "Hey girl, wanna be a fornicator? It means that we'll have sex."
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not married"
Man to Black woman/girl: "It's ok. The king said we can fornicate"
Black woman/girl to Man: "I'm not from Esau. They will punish me for fornicating. We were already slaves. I'm not going back to that dunghill. No thanks! I'm outta here."
Man: "Oh well. I guess I gotta find someone else. Maybe that cute Bangla girl over there."
Man to Bangla girl: "Hey wanna fornicate?"
Bangla girl: "Sure! I'd love to be a fornicator!"
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
the pagan descendants of elam, also called indian, east indian, west indian who has no right to miscegenate with Israelites, it is prohibited
they come in all shapes and colors but generally have brown skin, dark eyes, and straight black hair
they have all levels of education and socioeconomic background, don't try to identify them based on their income level
their country has a caste system that classifies them by their socio-economic status
they like to put on henna tattoos and throw colored dust at each other during their pagan celebration
they worship fake idols made of all different materials (dross, wood, metal, etc) in their hindu temples, in their mosques, and in their own homes; their religions include sikhism, buddhism, jainism, christianity, islam; they also practice judaism, zoroastrianism, and the baha'i' faith.
you will find them working at the office in technology, science, or at the local indian restaurant
their men like to throw battery acid in their women's faces to disfigure her and some of their men marry their women just to ruin her hymen and then quickly divorce her to make her poor, husbandless, and undesired for re-marriage
they are generally with everyone but everyone is not with them but they don't care and they do what they want to do
they come in all shapes and colors but generally have brown skin, dark eyes, and straight black hair
they have all levels of education and socioeconomic background, don't try to identify them based on their income level
their country has a caste system that classifies them by their socio-economic status
they like to put on henna tattoos and throw colored dust at each other during their pagan celebration
they worship fake idols made of all different materials (dross, wood, metal, etc) in their hindu temples, in their mosques, and in their own homes; their religions include sikhism, buddhism, jainism, christianity, islam; they also practice judaism, zoroastrianism, and the baha'i' faith.
you will find them working at the office in technology, science, or at the local indian restaurant
their men like to throw battery acid in their women's faces to disfigure her and some of their men marry their women just to ruin her hymen and then quickly divorce her to make her poor, husbandless, and undesired for re-marriage
they are generally with everyone but everyone is not with them but they don't care and they do what they want to do
"The elamite makes chutney"
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022