5 definitions by Vicky Vegas
Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.
by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022
1) the creepy face iPhone users always make when they are always taking selfies. (Also known as iPhone creepies.)
2) how people recognize creepy people.
2) how people recognize creepy people.
"Grace didn't realize Adam Levine was standing right in front of her because she was too obsessed with taking an iPhone creepy."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
What a smart person has when they spot an iPhone.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
When you're not sure if someone is worth dating or not, so you look for the Apple icon and it's confirmed that they are pathetic.
"Heather wasn't sure if the guy at the bar was a wannabe or not, but she had Pathetic Radar. She instantly spotted the Apple-shaped icon and walked the other way."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020