Uncle Beasley's definitions

playa playa

1. Something that strikes an envious response...

2. A man who is all that...

3. A Nagger with his shit together...

Daaaaamn, B...Dat ring is playa playa...

Ya'll playa playa up in dis muthafuka, ain'tcha?...

Damn, Sedrick...You got it like dat??!! You kickin' it playa playa...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fan favorite

1. A local legend

2. Colorful local celebrity

That old dude who sells those peanuts on the street is a fan favorite.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fi-ya

Emphatic version of "fiya", used to describe superior narcotic potentcy.

Ray's shit is fi-ya...Answer ALL the phones!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

butterhead

A pervasive crack smoker

Muthafukkuh went through dat boulder in five minutes??!!...Butterhead Nagger...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

rinse

The tiny wad of cotton placed into a dope solution in a spoon, used to suck up the dope through.

Hey, can I have yer rinse after you blast?

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006