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butterhead

Muthafukkuh went through dat boulder in five minutes??!!...Butterhead Nagger...
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the butterheadmug.

treat girlie

Short, attractive female who has at least one noticable eccentrically unique quality about her, which stands out. She is niether fine nor ugly.
Peep that treat girlie with the red hair and the chipped tooth!
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the treat girliemug.

Blower

A person who makes things out of glass, by glass blowing
I know the blower who blew yer bitch.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the Blowermug.

know what i'm screaming

A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"
Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?
by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006
mugGet the know what i'm screamingmug.

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...
When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the Jim Jones Partymug.

fish

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).
After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.
by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006
mugGet the fishmug.

cooter billy

A redneck, a cracker...Someone who finds joy in Nascar, Miller-in-the-can, and illegal fishing.
When you wear that Harley-Davidson bandana over yer head, you look like a cooter billy!
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
mugGet the cooter billymug.

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