Uncle Beasley's definitions

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

butterhead

A pervasive crack smoker

Muthafukkuh went through dat boulder in five minutes??!!...Butterhead Nagger...

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fish

To lapse into a convulsion after huffing gas (Typically regarding nitrous oxide).

After that first whippit, I collapsed to the floor and started to fish, knocking all kinds of shit over.

by Uncle Beasley September 1, 2006

Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

know what i'm screaming

A different way (I guess) of expressing: "know what i'm saying"

Looked about like tha Coke machine wuz blowin' er sumpin'...know what i'm screaming?

by Uncle Beasley June 30, 2006

Ether

Term used to describe ether-based cocaine...Usually thought to be of superior quality

You lookin'? Got some fi-ya...It's ether

by Uncle Beasley October 5, 2006

fweep

1,1,1,trichloroethane...Chemical solvent found in some aerosol cans until banned by the U.S. government in the mid-90's, who accused the chemical of depleting the ozone layer...A favorite among gas huffers, fweep would be sprayed onto a piece of cloth, then the cloth placed over the mouth, and last, followed by a DEEP breath.

Don't bogart the fweep can, you bitch-ass!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006