133 definitions by Uncle Joosie
after CNN reported that Rand Paul got diagnosed with COVID-19 Herb asked Alexa to play "Karma Chameleon." Herb exclaimed "that's some serious Karmacorona happening right now!" as Boy George sang.
by Uncle Joosie March 22, 2020
Lou and Skyler turned on the evening news and ended up shouting at their screen. “why the ACTUAL fuck is this Emily person blabbing to multiple media outlets? #TFG is on-the-hook for felonies and she could be screwing things up. Chatty Emily might ratfuck everything in her 15 minutes”
by Uncle Joosie February 22, 2023
when your dental hygiene resembles Brett Kavanaugh's
by Uncle Joosie September 26, 2018
Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"
by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020
Carla took her Rat Terrier Clyde for a walk and came across a newly fertilized lawn; Clyde promptly started shitrolling to get the scent all over him
by Uncle Joosie June 23, 2020
Carl was so pissed at Trump about revoking DACA that he opened twitter, wrote a joke and angry tapped the Tweet button.
by Uncle Joosie February 6, 2018
Norbert was sitting in the doctors office and saw Kayleigh "Keelie-June" McEnany on Fixed Noise (aka Victim Industrial Complex) complaining how Kamala Harris appeared on the cover of Forbes when it shoulda been Ivanka. "My god you wretched cretin 'Ivankanomics' ain't a thing," he thought to himself, adding "I need a new doctor who don't show Fox in the waiting room"
by Uncle Joosie June 2, 2021