penis puppeteer

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.

female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.

by UTCJAM November 14, 2006

DirectBuy

A buying club that eliminates retail markup by allowing its members to buy directly from manufacturers.

DirectBuy's slogan is: "The #1 way to buy direct for your home."

I just saved $3,000 on my kitchen cabinets by shopping at DirectBuy.

by UTCJAM November 14, 2006

bird

A manipulation by a penis puppeteer of the cock and balls made by wrapping the hand behind the base of them both, forcing them to stand out together like a bird puffing out its chest.

Look at this, Laura! It's a bird!

by UTCJAM November 14, 2006

Hot Cakes

Part of McDonald's delicious breakfast menu; best paired with an enormous sausage patty, a cardboard carton of milk, and a plastic cup of orange juice.

"I'd like an order of Hot Cakes and sausage, a milk, and an orange juice; no extra syrup needed!"

by UTCJAM November 14, 2006