Test from urination to find drugs
Man-Hey dude did you get that job ?
Man- why not?
Man2-I flunked the wizz quiz
decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty
man-what time is it?
eskimo-time to go to dentist.
eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist
This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!
Friend-You dont mean?
Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
hot woman at breakfast table.when a man cant think of nothing but the hot woman sitting at the table ,dreaming of her ,loathing ,
could you please pass the pusscuits !
Tom said -Hey why do you look so mad
Jim replies-This morning I was on crapper
takeing a dump and had to stop in midshit
cause my toilet
cant handle all my shit at one time.
Sweat pants women wear with writing on them
Man-Hey check that ass over there with bitch on it .
Man2 -Yeah those are booty talking pants
Good looking women tits ass legs everything about her is smokeing hot
steve -Hey that bitch is so fine i would bypass that pussy and go straight for her asshole
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