Thanks to the urban loophole, my controversial submission went around UD for months before finally being published.
by TreeWeezel April 07, 2011
Women members of a large, educational-based ensemble of wind and percussion instrumentists (band).
These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.
These tend to be slightly chubby white girls, which are highly coveted among urban black guys. What makes them really notable is how easy they are, as they are impressed by anybody who isn't a band male.
by TreeWeezel October 31, 2011
Last nite me and Trina went thru a box of condoms and a case of Pam. It was extra slick and she loved the fizzy sensation.
by TreeWeezel October 28, 2011
by TreeWeezel December 05, 2011
1. literally: rough sex between seedy people
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
2. figuratively: tackling a tough task with gusto. Similar to "just do it"
3. touchdown in football
1. The dumpster sluts strutted into the bar, hoping to take the bulldick to the chengis
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
2. With deadlines closing in, I had to make a plan and take the bulldick to the chengis. Now I can enjoy a weekend out of town.
3. With one yard to go, the quarterback charged forward and took the bulldick to the chengis.
by TreeWeezel November 16, 2010
A most crafty way to refer to marijuana. Particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious ("hemp"), yet anyone who overhears will assume you are speaking about Bob Hope.
Stoner: Sister, I heard you were interested in Bob Hemp
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
Nun: I certainly am.
Overhearing Priest: Bob Hope? Great choice! Anyway, Hail Mary!
Nun: That was close.
<dumps collection plate into messenger bag, receives ziplock of pot>
by TreeWeezel April 04, 2011
Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
They're late for Lesbitarian church.
by TreeWeezel August 31, 2011