Torbert's definitions
Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.
First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.
by Torbert May 30, 2021
Get the Portglandmug. A fartmitzvah is a special time when a person is extraordinarily gassy and is just farting up a storm, so much so it almost feels like a celebration in that the farter is not holding back.
Geezus Christ Mike , Anna had some of your left over chili last night, and an hour later, it was like somebody threw a fartmitzvah for
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.
by Torbert March 27, 2021
Get the fartmitzvahmug. A bowel mason is a person that like to play and interact with poop. They are also some who enjoys anal sex.
Shelley has her 3 rd date with Rick. Shelley was a little freaked out as Rick turns out to be a bowel mason,. Tough she did say he was quite the artisan.
by Torbert November 9, 2022
Get the bowel masonmug. by Torbert September 29, 2025
Get the Rabbotmug. A jiplomat is an ambassador appointed by a corrupt executive administration that's sole purpose is to exploit his or her's assigned country for its natural resources or civil and commercial contracts.
That crappy Jiplomat hired an contractor from Jasper, Wyoming to rebuild the electrical grid after hurricane Maria hit San Juan.
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
Our owner is so stupid, he let that Jiplomat convince him he should let Weyerhauser log our land using flown in contractors!
by Torbert October 13, 2020
Get the jiplomatmug. Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.
by Torbert February 12, 2025
Get the mapletemug. Butt Lucky is when you have a secret desire to have anal sex and your partner brings it up and allows you to engage.
by Torbert March 21, 2020
Get the Butt Luckymug.