Torbert's definitions

Portgland

Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.

First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.

by Torbert May 30, 2021

fartmitzvah

A fartmitzvah is a special time when a person is extraordinarily gassy and is just farting up a storm, so much so it almost feels like a celebration in that the farter is not holding back.

Geezus Christ Mike , Anna had some of your left over chili last night, and an hour later, it was like somebody threw a fartmitzvah for
Anna. The whole apartment was in a brown sulphuric fog.

by Torbert March 27, 2021

Sloppy Samantha

A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.

Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.

Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.

by Torbert February 10, 2018

Grandcaw

A Grandcaw is just a really old crow, but crow s are so smart and they seem to care like a grandparent.

Every day I let the cat outside oustside, that old crow is up on the power line. I think he's looking out for the cat.He's like a great Grandcaw to Marf.

by Torbert January 31, 2023

pooin’

Pooin’ is slang for shampooing.

I can’t go to dinner with you as tonight I be pooin’ my little girls hair.

by Torbert January 11, 2024

newsic

Newsic is news reporting or presented that is sung.

Have you watched that new CNN spinoff funded by Lionel Ritchie where it’s all newsic all the time, every anchor and reporter sings the news.

by Torbert August 1, 2024

gloaca

A Gloaca is the glowing version of the cloaca, the orifice of a chicken that serves as both vagina and poop chute.

After Chernobyl, you should have seen it in here, all my chickens got irrardated. At night you could see all these Gloacas every time they pooped or laid an egg.

by Torbert August 26, 2022