Torbert's definitions

sphincter memory

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.

Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.

by Torbert April 4, 2021

netfuxed

Netfuxing is when you fuck-up a Netflix subscriber's algorithm (that is or what they like) by purposely watching things on their account that they will likely hate.

Mike came back from a week long business trip, found a note saying his live in girlfriend was moving out, and then to add salt in the wound, she Netfuxed him by making all his Netflix preferences (Action Adventure and late night screw ball comedies) cooking shows and Lesbian coming of age dramas.

by Torbert April 5, 2021

Portgland

Portgland is the slang name for Portland, Oregon where you'll find a variety of people that have glandular disorders.

First it's Jim with his Thyroid, then his first kid is a Type 1 diabetic and now his second kid has hypopituitarism, they need to move to Portgland.

by Torbert May 30, 2021

juncle

A juncle is the male genitalia of an uncle.

Mike's older brother just had his first kid making Mike an uncle, and making Mike's dick and balls a juncle.

by Torbert July 26, 2021

pudgenius

A pudgenius is a slightly obese person that does one thing incredibly well.
They might be the author whose novels captivate the world or the astrophysicist
thar saves the earth from a meteor strike. Whatever it is, they are loved by all despite their out of shape physicality.

Remember that chubby guy, Alex, from class that practically passed out on that walking tour of campus at the start of the semester? He has raised over 20 million dollars on Kickstarter for a book he wrote over the break.
Then, he’s on the Today show and the hotty host practically asked him to marry her. He’s a total
pudgenius!

by Torbert March 5, 2022

glandlord

A glandlord is an old, morbidly obese and sweaty owner of an apartment building
occupied by young healthy adults.

After discovering who the peeping tom was, Mona told her glandlord she had already paid her rent snd he owed her money or free rent for all the unpaid shows he was enjoying.

by Torbert June 5, 2021

maplete

A maplete is a super smart student of geography that competes in geography competitions.

Your friend , Larry, the total maplete blew everyone out of the water when he named every mountain range in the northern hemisphere.

by Torbert February 12, 2025