Susie was cautioning Jane about going out with her ex, Mike. You know he”s a good guy, but that throblobster in daylight is just unsettling.
by Torbert February 03, 2023
A Grandcaw is just a really old crow, but crow s are so smart and they seem to care like a grandparent.
Every day I let the cat outside oustside, that old crow is up on the power line. I think he's looking out for the cat.He's like a great Grandcaw to Marf.
by Torbert February 01, 2023
A juncle is the male genitalia of an uncle.
Mike's older brother just had his first kid making Mike an uncle, and making Mike's dick and balls a juncle.
by Torbert July 26, 2021
A gold sore is a misplaced attribution of pride when you get a cold sore from someone you consider especially hot.
by Torbert September 08, 2020
Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 04, 2021
A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
by Torbert February 10, 2018
An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
by Torbert October 19, 2018