43 definitions by Torbert
Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.
by Torbert July 14, 2018
When you marry two half empty or more windex bottles to create a single more full more bottle of Windex
Megan WIncested the cleaning supplies so now we can give Dad a full bottle and his windows a thorough cleaning.
Jeanie can you Wincest those mostly empty bottles before that new hire gets here? I don't want him to think were cheap on supplies on his first day at the car wash.
Jeanie can you Wincest those mostly empty bottles before that new hire gets here? I don't want him to think were cheap on supplies on his first day at the car wash.
by Torbert July 6, 2018
An iPhone Pancake is a falsehood , a bad simulation, something that is either too good to be true or scary, too bad to be true. Or, something that is not what it seems. The description comes from the iPhone ads for the iPhone XS where a planet is depicted on the screen and it looks like a pancake because of the angle of the phone in the picture.
My mom got this email saying she owed the IRS $30,000. I checked it out it was a total iPhone Pancake.
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
Man, I met what i thought was this super hot girl last night at the Reggie's party, we went to her place and we got naked and she turned out to be a guy! A total iPhone Pancake!
by Torbert October 19, 2018
A scrape is what happens when you're sitting too far back on a toilet seat. You then shit and the outgoing turd log scrapes against the rim of the seat leaving a brown buildup of shit-sludge.
I don't want to be rude, but I went into the bathroom right after Julie and first, it stank like two horses had anal sex after a each having a big meal and two, there was a scrape on the seat.
by Torbert July 31, 2019
1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.
Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.
by Torbert October 15, 2020
Franksgiving is literally hotdog dinner for thanksgiving. A little better version is having Turkey hotdogs on the big day.
Hey this inflation thing is really killing our holiday budget. Add to that bringing your entire work family, this is definitely going to be a Franksgiving!
by Torbert November 24, 2022
A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
by Torbert February 10, 2018