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3 definitions by Tophizzle

 
1.
Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.
Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?
by Tophizzle April 16, 2005
 
2.
Cyb-orgy

A cybersex session with more than 4 people.
Dude, last night I had a cyborgy with like 8 lesbian cheerleaders.
by tophizzle January 08, 2006
 
3.
Dried / crusty male ejaculate. Thus expelled and left to sit until dried.
Jenny awoke only to find her face covered in manchalk.
by Tophizzle April 22, 2005