Bodily waste discharged through the anus during defecation; excrement. I. E. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.

Assloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.
Jimmy, will you excuse me? I must go pinch an assloaf.

Matt, why did you leave the MVP Baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, You fucking assloaf?
by Tophizzle April 17, 2005
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