TooSick4U's definitions

ten toe Cadillacs

ten toe cadillacs -- very expensive sneakers, usually referring to athletic shoes of a person too young to drive

"Yo, those ten toe Cadillacs are fresh."

"They cost me more than your daddy pays for his car payments."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2010

Butt Blossom

Butt Blossom: anus; asshole the look of an anus; or someone who acts like an asshole

Dee yelled at Hank, "You are acting like a butt blossom again, you fart brained ass munch."

by TooSick4U March 27, 2007

vagaterian

Vagaterian - one who eats vaginia (performs cunnilingus) but ususally refers to lesbians (e.g., as used in the movie, Imagine You & Me).

Jane is one hot vagaterian; she is one woman who really likes being down on the hot muffin.

by TooSick4U December 22, 2006

shine the shalaylee

shine the shalaylee: Irish masturbation; masturbation

O'Ryan loves to shine the shalaylee whenever his wife is gone to her mother's.

by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

H.U.B.

H.U.B. = Hook Up Bitch

I texted, "H.U.B., come on over for some play time" and she was over double quick.

by TooSick4U May 29, 2009

Stroke Stack

Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.

My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.

by TooSick4U February 4, 2021