TooSick4U's definitions

Singles Game of Tug of War

A singles game of Tug of War is simply masterbation.

Jane caught Bob playing a singles game of tug of war.

by TooSick4U March 14, 2006

Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

by TooSick4U October 22, 2007

Deep in the Muffin

Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)

Man, Danny is so sweet, I could be deep in the muffin for days with her.

by TooSick4U February 29, 2008

Scotty Pimpin'

Scotty Pimpin' -- an allusion to CDR Montgomery Scott of Star Trek meaning to exergerate needs so that when you come in underbudget and undertime, you look good for the effort; to bluff

James was just Scotty Pimpin' when he said the job would take two weeks and cost 10k, so when he was done in ten days, spending 6k, he looked good and got the promotion.

by TooSick4U October 1, 2009

fubbau

fucked up beyond belief as usual

Went to work today and the place was fubbau.

by TooSick4U May 14, 2010

Club Scout

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots

Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.

by TooSick4U February 10, 2010

knockin' junk

knockin' junk - having sex (similar to bumpin' uglies)

Man, we waz knockin' junk all night long 'til I couldn't walk.

by TooSick4U April 12, 2007