TooSick4U's definitions

ten toe Cadillacs

ten toe cadillacs -- very expensive sneakers, usually referring to athletic shoes of a person too young to drive

"Yo, those ten toe Cadillacs are fresh."

"They cost me more than your daddy pays for his car payments."

by TooSick4U March 13, 2010

serious closet

serious closet: a deep selection of fashion and accessories

Despite living on a teacher's salary, Nancy is always sporting some serious closet.

by TooSick4U October 30, 2008

car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.

by TooSick4U April 19, 2007

Head Master

Head Master - a person who is particularly proficient at felatio.

Marcia is a head master; she sucked me so well that when she was done, I couldn't even walk out of the car.

by TooSick4U November 3, 2007

Pig Tale

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

by TooSick4U October 22, 2007

asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

asshole reflux disease

asshole reflux disease - the heartburn, or acid reflux, a person gets when an asshole, usually one who has some superiority of position, enters a room

Marie gets a nasty taste of acid in her mouth from asshole reflux disease whenever Phylis walks in.

by TooSick4U October 6, 2008