70 definitions by TooSick4U

phone in bonin'

phone in bonin' -- phone sex; phoning in boning (sex)

I don't cheat with road dirt; I get out my cell and I am phone in bonin'.

by TooSick4U October 18, 2009

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.

The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.

by TooSick4U December 16, 2011

Pig tale: the proud telling of sexual exploits with ugly women

JR liked telling his pig tales more than the actual dating of those ugly broads; he could make us laugh and the women scream.

by TooSick4U October 6, 2007

PORT - Permanently On Rag Time; a person who is prone to irratable emotional outbursts and anger

Watch out for Babs; she is PORT. She almost bit my head off for asking, "How's it going."

by TooSick4U July 11, 2008

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 19, 2010

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus

Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.

by TooSick4U March 15, 2014

Hook Up Bitch: a female that men use for sex but is not suitable for serious dating

Stephie ain't my girlfriend; she's my hook up bitch.

by TooSick4U May 30, 2009