Tony's definitions

molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003

Parka Snatch

When a girl has a hairy vagina and a huge foopa together creating what looks like a parka. Thus "Parka Snatch".

Damn that bitch so hairy, she got a parka snatch!!!

by tony July 23, 2014

NUT TUGGER

When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.

Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!

by Tony August 19, 2004

thumper

a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.

i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.

by tony January 28, 2004

raj soin

when a thumb is inserted into the anus during sexual activity

shane and emily enjoy exchanging raj soin's while shane takes pictures

by tony November 1, 2006

kill

To be really good at something. A compliment to someone by saying they're kill.

"Wow, you're fuckin' Kill!"

"Thanks"

by Tony February 18, 2007

sucks to be you

A song written by Prozzäk (Now known as Simon and Milo) in the mid 1990's.

Sucks to be you.
I know I know.
Sucks to be you.
I know it's true.

by Tony June 17, 2004