265 definitions by Tony

a black midget.. The words Nigger and Midget put together...
Tony is one of the smallest, darkest nidgets I have ever seen.
by Tony December 09, 2004

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acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.
I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.
by tony August 12, 2004

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the penis, cock, hog, wang, etc
i paid this chick 37 cents to play my cum trumpet.
by tony January 28, 2004

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A blowjob.
get down on your knees and smile like a donut.
by Tony December 08, 2003

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Robot I'd Like to Fuck
dude that evil terminator is a RILF fa sho
by tony July 15, 2008

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when the breasts of a woman extend down to or past her belly button.
Damn, grandma has some hangy tits!!
Yeah but her pussy is still tighter than a turtles ass isnt it?
by tony January 24, 2004

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A pretty new industrial metal band, close friends to System of a Down. The 7 member band, which includes a lead singer, a bassist, a drummer, two guitarists, and two keyboardists, is quickly gaining a reputation for both the quality of their music and their crazy live performances. Also known to be gun freaks, every single member owns atleast one gun, their lead singer got in trouble for firing a real shotgun into the air when they were on stage at Ozzfest. The ultimate anti-boy band, coming in at a time when almost every other band turned pop(metallica, korn) or were pop from the begining(Linkin Park, Mudvayne).
American Head Charge is band that cares about the quality of their music, it's life and death for them.
by Tony March 08, 2004

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