Tony's definitions

bembelegua

a four beat word for a three beat dance done in two frames of four beats where you dance only the three beats (one two three, five six seven). best demonstrated by Ben Stiller in the soon to be classic movie "Along Came Polly."

Antworten auf alte Bembelegua.
Wie können Bembelegua Eltern lernen Disziplin.
Bembelegua und Gehorsam von ihren Kindern einzufordern ohne.

by Tony August 5, 2004

The Flaming PELE

While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.

PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.

by Tony August 7, 2004

fray bentarse

This is a name for a homosexual guy, its is a abbreviation of fray bentos pies like on the tv ad!! only it is spelt 'fray bentarse'

Hello fray bentarse!? How are you done any fart knocking, treacle dick.

by Tony August 11, 2004

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

leroy jones

kind ok like John Doe, but for black males.

i'm having a hard time identifying those leroy jones' that came in here a while ago from the fire at the crack house.

by tony August 16, 2004

sridahr

a smart man with the highest integrity and moral conviction.

sridahr is a smart man.

by tony August 17, 2004

g ride

no idea. I'm only submitting this so that someone can tell ME what it means.

"What the hell is a g ride?"
"Fuck the g ride, I want the machines that make 'em." - Rage

by Tony August 17, 2004