Tony's definitions

crapatits

if something is more than crap

george is crapatits

by Tony February 1, 2003

Clinton Road

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

nt

This word is very popular in online gaming nowadays.This abbrieviation simply means:

Nice try.

In Counter-strike:
You and an opponent are left.You get shot in the face,but did a lot of damage to the opponent,almost killing him.
Teammate#1: OMG you noob!
Teammate#2: SHUT UP!nt man
You: Thank you..

by Tony August 26, 2004

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004

spoken truth

an individual who speaks facts only i.e. nokas

god is the spoken truth

by tony October 26, 2003

jurdling

to jurdle - the act of jumping over an unsuspecting Japanese Girl in a public area. Occurs often to those of short stature who are paying attention to nothing except their cell phone.

I am so tired. I was jurdling all day.
I am so angry. I was jurdled by a fat guy he could have killed me!!

by Tony March 8, 2005

merriwether

Obnoxious, lude, loud mouth ass hole.

All racist hockey players are merriwethers.

by Tony November 7, 2003