Tony's definitions

Godiva

The best damn chocolate company--ever. It may be expensive, but it's the finest quality of chocolate you'll ever taste. I recommend that you savor it for maximum enjoyment.

$2.00 for an espresso truffle?!?!! Oh well, it's from Godiva so it must be good.

*makes a tiny nibble*

...mmmm, this tastes just as good as when my boyfriend kisses me

by Tony July 17, 2006

donut smile

A blowjob.

get down on your knees and smile like a donut.

by Tony December 8, 2003

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs

I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.

by Tony July 17, 2006

skoalgasim

The feeling you get when you take your first dip. Your head starts to spin, and you get light headed like a motherfucker. Usually resulting in a vomiting act.

The first dip I ever had reulted in a skoalgasim.

by Tony August 31, 2004

charity fuck

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

by tony January 24, 2004

popped a nugget

When pushing out a fart and accidentaly letting a small rounded chunk out shit escape with it.

Damn I'm gassy today...hang on gotta fart......awww shit I popped a nugget!!

by tony January 22, 2004