Tony's definitions

Guarino

Shit, Poop, Turd, etc. Anything in that nature

Ahh Fuck Man, I just stepped in some guarino

by Tony March 12, 2005

queef

A pussy fart. (it asked for 20 letters but I can't say pussy fart in twenty letters, mkay?)

Damn, did you hear that bitch queef?

by Tony April 16, 2005

joonies

ass, pussy, lips, guts

I wanna crush them joonies.

by Tony September 29, 2003

night vision

the steriotype that women have that all black guys are hot, and it pisses me off

I can't believe that bitch is stuck on night vision I aint gonna be gettin none from her

by Tony June 26, 2006

dogs

Commonly known as a cigarette. Dogs, refers to cigarettes. Mainly used in South Australia as well as parts of Melbourne. Also can be reffered to as Pup or Puppy. However, word can be used to excession, and can tend to annoy the average being. The question is...have you got any?

I was just wondering, have you got any dogs?
What kind you got?
I really need a dog!
Lets go have a dog!
Lets go looch up a pup!
Looch me a dog.
Lets stop and buy some puppies.

by Tony April 20, 2005

nt

This word is very popular in online gaming nowadays.This abbrieviation simply means:

Nice try.

In Counter-strike:
You and an opponent are left.You get shot in the face,but did a lot of damage to the opponent,almost killing him.
Teammate#1: OMG you noob!
Teammate#2: SHUT UP!nt man
You: Thank you..

by Tony August 26, 2004

F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.

I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.

by tony August 12, 2004