Tony's definitions

co captains

when these two people named tony and dan, go to each others house's and get wasted like fucks

Dan and I are co-captains.

by Tony January 27, 2005

Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004

pib

Acronym: Pee In her Butt.

damn, look at that hot girl!
yeah, I'd pib her...

by Tony July 17, 2006

choco booty

When an ass is invaded by a black cock

Dude you Got so drunk and Demarcus gave you massive choco booty last night

by Tony July 14, 2004

slatna

A very dangerous place where you often risk your life.

I went to slatna last night, man those niggas almost killed me.

by Tony June 7, 2004

no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs

I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.

by Tony July 17, 2006

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004