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Milk Sisters

When two gay guys have had intercourse with the same guy, they become "milk sisters''.

Guy #1: I went home with a guy from the bar last night.
Guy #2: Ooh guuurl you slut. Was he cute? What's his name?
Guy #1: You know it! His name's Johnny.
Guy #2: Is he blond? Johnny... Johnny Smith?
Guy #1: Yeah....
Guy #2: Gimme a hug guuurll. We are official milk sisters.

by Tominator January 4, 2012

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Disensprogulation

n (formal) The act of giving birth

I'll be back on the probioptics after disensprogulation

by Tominator July 26, 2023

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Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 22, 2023

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Lardigan

n. (Inf.) The layer of subcutaneous insulation that enables the thermodynamically efficient gentleman to go about his business sans outerwear in February.

Aren’t you cold Steve? I’ve got three layers on and you’re mincing about in a T-shirt.

Ah but don’t forget I’ve got a lardigan on under this…

by Tominator February 4, 2023

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