2 definitions by Tom Wilson
by Tom Wilson September 5, 2015
Any form of sexual protection that a male can get his hands on e.g. Condom, Cling Film, Crisp Packet
Girl: Don't you think you better go get a sheath before we go one stage further?
Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire?
Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae?
Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left.
Boy: Sure thing sweetypie! What flavour do you desire?
Girl: Hmm... strawberry sundae?
Boy: Sorry honeybun... I only have ready salted left.
by Tom Wilson May 14, 2008