piece of ass

Dane Cook once sated that it was something you find at a crimescene.
"We've found..uh..It looks like a piece of ass?!"
said the police officer bagging the evidence.
by toee May 18, 2006
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Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is simply this - Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly.

You see, it originated in the northeast Philadelphia region where many Jews live. It is used to describe a middle aged, hook nosed, yet unbelieveably sexy Jewish man. Who knows what the attraction is, but only Russian girls and over sexed teenagers use this phrase. You can see it grafitied all over Roosevelt blvd.

A famous example is Tim Roth, who is actually not Jewish, but his name and nose make people believe it. Anyway, he is a famous Sexjewgly.
Hey, that guy is so Sexjewgly.

Sex + Jew + Ugly = Sexjewgly

Sexjewgly is my Anti Drug
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The Missionary Kids

Philadelphia based band that was created in 2005 and broke up in 2006. Consisted of two main members and many contributors, was very highly influenced by Mindless Self Indulgence, Group X, and Gravy Train. Broke up due to creative differences.
The Missionary Kids was the weirdest band in a long time.
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schpunesfazel

A song from the now defunct Philadelphian band Yaoi.

Was about a woman cheating on her abusive husband.
"Schpunesfazel, schpunesfazel!" is the chorus of the song by the same name by the band Yaoi.
by toee December 02, 2006
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idkwid

acronym for I Don't Know What I'm Doing. best used online or text messaging.
man, idkwid anymore.
by toee February 17, 2006
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Hank Azaria

An oddly sexy and multitalented actor from New York. His most famous excursions include marrying Helen Hunt, playing Lancelot in the broadway musical Spamalot, and the voices of Moe, Apu and Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons.

He is the actor everyone knows about and has seen, but never knows the name of.

Also a Sephardic Jew, he is a perfect example of Sexjewgly
Hank Azaria is one fine piece of man and an awesome actor.
by toee May 18, 2006
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Stephen

Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.
Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.
Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking.

Stephen is an awesome name.
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