Toee's definitions

Johnny Cochran

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.

by toee May 17, 2006

Stephen

Greek in origin, I've come to the conclusion that Stephen is just about the coolest male name. Whether it's prnounced 'Stef-an' or 'Steve-en' doesn't matter, it's just awesome.
Steph and Stevie are also the coolest nicknames.

Some famous Stephens include Stephen King, Stephen Fry, and Stephen Hawking.

Stephen is an awesome name.

by toee May 2, 2006

Philbilly

What you call an inbred from Philadelphia, played off the word Hillbilly, added with Philadelphia.

Most Philbillies are found in the shittier neighborhoods, Port Richmond, Fishtown, Tacony, and especially Kensington. A Philbilly refers to white trash only, though, so North Philly is not included in this.

If you're stuck in the ghetto, it's just like being stuck in the mountains.

He was drunk at 8 am, his eagles jersey on and sitting on his front porch. He is such a Philbilly.

by Toee September 2, 2006

Easter Bell

The european (specifically French) version of the Easter Bunny. Except it's a bell. A giant bell that goes from house to house giving kids candy. wtf? It first came to North Americans attention when David Sedaris (the homosexual writer) pointed out how ridiculous a bell going from house to house is. However, the idea of a bunny is just as pathetic.

Here we have the Easter Bunny, but there they have the Easter Bell.

by toee April 29, 2006

phangirl

A girl, usually ages 11 - 21, who is unhealthily obsessed with poto. It usually manifests itself with the recent film adaptation, and their nonsensical squeeing over Gerik. Elitists hate them, others feel sorry for them. Either way, I'm pretty sure they're here to stay. Also see phan.

It's nothing but phangirls at the poto.imdb message boards.

by toee May 11, 2006

giddy in the pants

said when somebody sexually turns you on, they make you giddy in the pants

He is so sexy, he makes me giddy in the pants.

by toee March 1, 2007

Hamlet

originally the name of a shakespearan play. however, in recent times, a hamlet has adopted the meaning of a small ham sandwhich (i.e. more like hamlette just spelled hamlet)

I just got a hamlet from the deli.

by toee January 29, 2006