Toee's definitions

goober grape

An amazingly disgusting product that is both peanut butter and jelly conbined in one jar. It can be found at most American supermarkets.

Today I went to the store to get some goober grape, it tastes like shit but at least you only have to spread on one substance.

by toee May 24, 2006

Casiocore

Originally a project called Casiocore, it became it's own genre.

Casiocore is music made completely with Casio keyboards and other Casio products.

It usually sounds very 80's.

I just bought a casio keyboard so now we can play kick as Casiocore.

by toee May 24, 2006

Sex on a platter

Someone who is very attractive and sexy. The platter part comes from them being so sexy you just want to eat them up (literally or metaphorically).

That guy is so sexy, he's sex on a platter.

by toee December 3, 2006

dilf

Dad I'd like to Fuck. Obviously.

He is usually a sensitive man and caring father. Divorced (or sometimes widowed) with his preferably toddler children, young women find their hearts melting. It is the dilf, not the milf, who really gets the affections of the younger generation. Middle aged, but with a great body and warm smile, he never needs to look far for a good lay.

Now that he is divorced from his cheating ex wife, my neighbor is such a dilf. It's so cute the way he shuffles his kids to day care.

by toee May 23, 2006

sex and violence

A song by the Exploited.

Or, just sex and violence, literally.

I went to an exploited show and they played sex and violence

by toee May 24, 2006

{^ }_^)

Phantom of the Opera emoticon, see the little mask on it?

look, this one looks like poto, {^ }_^)

by toee September 20, 2006

Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

by toee February 10, 2006