dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

by Timmay January 16, 2005

espagniola

see "pearl necklace"

by timmay July 22, 2003

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 01, 2004

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

by Timmay June 23, 2003

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 29, 2007

mcnabb

Someone that can do a job well until the going gets tough, then self destructs. syn : peyton manning

Bob is a great telemarketer until he deals with irate people, then he pulls a mcnabb... he starts stuttering and slurring his words and can't sell jack shit the rest of the night.

by timmay February 07, 2005