Timmay's definitions

don't trip

A euphemism often used by Negro Americans, typically a command insinuating that if the individual in question does not desist with their current forward mannerisms they will incur a so called "bitch slapping," a most unpleasant experience.

Don't trip or I'll moonwalk up all up and down yo ass.

by Timmay November 28, 2003

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 29, 2007

boinkin

To fuck the shit outta a hoe

i was boinkin her hardcore last night

by Timmay December 6, 2004

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

by Timmay June 23, 2003

Starbucks

An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.

Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?

by timmay October 15, 2004

waitplanet

The crude nickname for FilePlanet, a download site for game demos and other such stuff. The site requires you to wait in line for most servers, for long periods of time. It acquired the name WaitPlanet for this practice.

I was getting a file at WaitPlanet and missed my turn, now I gotta wait another hour.

by Timmay May 25, 2004