Timmay's definitions

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

by Timmay June 23, 2003

Starbucks

An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.

Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?

by timmay October 15, 2004

waitplanet

The crude nickname for FilePlanet, a download site for game demos and other such stuff. The site requires you to wait in line for most servers, for long periods of time. It acquired the name WaitPlanet for this practice.

I was getting a file at WaitPlanet and missed my turn, now I gotta wait another hour.

by Timmay May 25, 2004

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dinktoucher

by Timmay January 16, 2005

boinkin

To fuck the shit outta a hoe

i was boinkin her hardcore last night

by Timmay December 6, 2004