timmay's definitions

jelly dong

a wonderful instrument of vaginal pleasure composed by a jelly-filled dildo. wiggly and makes a snapping sound when slapped on the ass.

To avoid getting the ass clap, steve used a massive jelly dong on his playmate roger.

by timmay January 17, 2004

cha-rue

The way that marcos says True

Yes Marcos, it is cha-rue if you drop the treo it will break!

by Timmay June 29, 2004

light shifter

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.

Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.

by timmay September 1, 2004

waitplanet

The crude nickname for FilePlanet, a download site for game demos and other such stuff. The site requires you to wait in line for most servers, for long periods of time. It acquired the name WaitPlanet for this practice.

I was getting a file at WaitPlanet and missed my turn, now I gotta wait another hour.

by Timmay May 25, 2004

boinkin

To fuck the shit outta a hoe

i was boinkin her hardcore last night

by Timmay December 6, 2004

redhead

Lovers of freak shows

The red headed girl loved the boy with an unusually large vain on his head

by timmay December 14, 2003

Worst One

Microsoft Office Spell Check

I tried to spell check my email, but I had to cross reference the word I wanted to use with m-w.com because Office spell check is the worst one.

by Timmay June 23, 2003