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Definitions by timmay

dink toucher 

One who touches dinks (aka penises)
dink toucher by Timmay September 29, 2007
Someone that can do a job well until the going gets tough, then self destructs. syn : peyton manning
Bob is a great telemarketer until he deals with irate people, then he pulls a mcnabb... he starts stuttering and slurring his words and can't sell jack shit the rest of the night.
mcnabb by timmay February 7, 2005

dinktoucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)
That guy is such a dinktoucher
dinktoucher by Timmay January 16, 2005
i was boinkin her hardcore last night
boinkin by Timmay December 6, 2004
An empire for rich, faggot yuppies that are gullible enough to pay $20 for a cup of bitter coffee.
Wow, look at that queer across the street at Starbucks doing homework on his laptop like he's got something fucking special for the whole world to witness..... where is my baseball bat?
Starbucks by timmay October 15, 2004

I have a plan 

An over abused phrase by a politician with a frankenstein-like face.
"I have a plan.... to tell you the opposite of whatever my oponent says.... then tell you my plan after I am elected."
I have a plan by timmay October 14, 2004

light shifter 

Someone who looks good in certain lighting.
Once we went outside I realized she was a light shifter.
light shifter by timmay September 1, 2004