2 definitions by Thor Archimedes
(noun)
1. In Norse mythology, Grundlegrees is the North American equivalent of the Europe's Odin. He lives nowhere and everywhere. He is both friend and foe. He smells of swaying grass after a hard rain, ancient seacaves, spring bear hide, the tundratic frosts, and blood. He is greasy.
2. The product of a thoroughly unwashed perineum.
1. In Norse mythology, Grundlegrees is the North American equivalent of the Europe's Odin. He lives nowhere and everywhere. He is both friend and foe. He smells of swaying grass after a hard rain, ancient seacaves, spring bear hide, the tundratic frosts, and blood. He is greasy.
2. The product of a thoroughly unwashed perineum.
"Jarl disrespected my wife's father's name, in turn I scooped a mittful of ripe grundlegrees from mine undercarriage and smeared his face, into his eyes, and then into his rude mouth."
by Thor Archimedes February 1, 2022
Noun:
(1) A popular terminology used whilst chatting to express excessive laughter; specifically descriptive of the point where ones laughter leads to hacking/coughing ("haq"-ing) up a lunger on ones computer screen. (2) "LOL"^82685
Verb:
To haq whilst chortling.
(1) A popular terminology used whilst chatting to express excessive laughter; specifically descriptive of the point where ones laughter leads to hacking/coughing ("haq"-ing) up a lunger on ones computer screen. (2) "LOL"^82685
Verb:
To haq whilst chortling.
"Hahaha! Holy shit, that's the most hilarious thing I've heard in months! Haq!" ...BRB, I need to get a paper towel real quick."
"When you made those remarks about Chauncey's sister, I nearly haqed a marble sized lunger on my keyboard. That young woman refines 'loose' indeed."
"When you made those remarks about Chauncey's sister, I nearly haqed a marble sized lunger on my keyboard. That young woman refines 'loose' indeed."
by Thor Archimedes July 17, 2009