(noun)
1. In Norse mythology, Grundlegrees is the North American equivalent of the Europe's Odin. He lives nowhere and everywhere. He is both friend and foe. He smells of swaying grass after a hard rain, ancient seacaves, spring bear hide, the tundratic frosts, and blood. He is greasy.
2. The product of a thoroughly unwashed perineum.
1. In Norse mythology, Grundlegrees is the North American equivalent of the Europe's Odin. He lives nowhere and everywhere. He is both friend and foe. He smells of swaying grass after a hard rain, ancient seacaves, spring bear hide, the tundratic frosts, and blood. He is greasy.
2. The product of a thoroughly unwashed perineum.
"Jarl disrespected my wife's father's name, in turn I scooped a mittful of ripe grundlegrees from mine undercarriage and smeared his face, into his eyes, and then into his rude mouth."
by Thor Archimedes February 1, 2022