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Haq
The Surname of kings or royals
omg, is that guy a haq????
by Umaga January 14, 2008

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haq
Noun:

(1) A popular terminology used whilst chatting to express excessive laughter; specifically descriptive of the point where ones laughter leads to hacking/coughing ("haq"-ing) up a lunger on ones computer screen. (2) "LOL"^82685

Verb:

To haq whilst chortling.
"Hahaha! Holy shit, that's the most hilarious thing I've heard in months! Haq!" ...BRB, I need to get a paper towel real quick."

"When you made those remarks about Chauncey's sister, I nearly haqed a marble sized lunger on my keyboard. That young woman refines 'loose' indeed."
by Thor Archimedes July 17, 2009

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To have sex with someone and never talk or have sex with them ever agen(hit and quit)
eric H.A.Q jessica the other night
by P.C. part 2 April 12, 2006

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haq
hit and quit "jenny hay"
jenny wants to haq francois
by houbum May 16, 2010

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Hax or hacks
OMFG joo r use teh haqs!!!
by Haxxor January 04, 2004

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haq
Non sequitur expressed in dismay at the failed attempts of another's mollycoddled work.
Av: I'll try a few things and see what works best
Gerrit: haq
by ADH May 30, 2005

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