17 definitions by Thief Ledger

Britcent

The absolutely horrible british accent guys use on dates in public to prove their whimsical.

'I mean he was cute, but he kept using this shitty britcent when he ordered at the bar and constantly said 'cheers' instead of thank you. So fuck that guy'

by Thief Ledger October 13, 2018

HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

by Thief Ledger July 4, 2017

simpfauxny

A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.

"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"

by Thief Ledger November 28, 2017

sinus sauce

Euphemism used to describe cocaine in polite company.

'I mean I was pretty drunk, but I got ahold of that sinus sauce and straightened out right quick'

by Thief Ledger October 6, 2018

daterectomy

Fictional dating site for people who don't want to have kids.

'Like I don't have herpes for postive singles,but I don't want kids like Tinder. Dating site for people that are clean and just wanna bang. It's Daterectomy!'

by Thief Ledger August 12, 2018

incohearant

Losing the ability to hear words when the person speaking is spewing bullshit.

"Shay was all talking shit about you, but I went all incohearant"

by Thief Ledger November 26, 2017

lemyno

To ask to be kept aware of upcoming events or information.

'If you're hitting the bar after lemyno, I'm down for that'

by Thief Ledger November 20, 2017