Definitions by Thibodeaux

bling-a-ling 

A shiny and reflective penis

I'm so rich I got a bling-a-ling!

bling-a-ling by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

texass beef 

Having a texas sized, shapely posterior.

That girl was sporting some texass beef

texass beef by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

crack monster 

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.

The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.

crack monster by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

scouter

A man who looks over the urinal partition to sneak a peak at another's private parts.

That scouter was scamming on my squirrel like a son of a bitch.

scouter by thibodeaux June 6, 2003