bling-a-ling

A shiny and reflective penis

I'm so rich I got a bling-a-ling!

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

scouter

A man who looks over the urinal partition to sneak a peak at another's private parts.

That scouter was scamming on my squirrel like a son of a bitch.

by thibodeaux June 07, 2003

band boy ass

1) Fantasy of millions of inmates. 2) Astronomical amount of increast sexual prowace.

My new car is going to bring me some band boy ass!

by Thibodeaux June 12, 2003