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21 definitions by Theory's Apprentice

This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.
Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.
I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!
by Theory's apprentice June 18, 2007
A funny word that is very under used because it doesn't have any curses or dirty words in it.
Me yelling at my brother: YOU FAT HEAD!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
A word that is typically used by pussies, women, and Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise talking to the guy who just squirted water in his face: You're...you're a jerk.
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.
Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
The best person that exists seriously I am so fucking great I'm really that cool I rule. Me.
Yo man, pass me a drink.
by theory's apprentice July 03, 2006

Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.
You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.
by Theory's apprentice June 30, 2006