20 definitions by Theory's Apprentice

blue susan

The act of taking a cube of extra chunky bleu cheese, sticking it in your partners stinking butthole, and then pulling it out twenty minutes later and making grilled cheese with it. it is widely looked down upon by many as being gross and unhealthy but many others find it to be a tasty treat.

I gave my girlfriend a blue susan yesterday. DELICIOUS!

by Theory's Apprentice June 18, 2007

fucking bitch

A combination of the words fuck and bitch that when put together make something that is PURE EVIL!!!!

Fuck you man, fuck you! You know the fuck what, you're a FUCKING BITCH!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 3, 2006

steve carell

He love carpet.
He love desk.
He love lamp.

If you dont get that joke then go see Anchorman and then after that go see the 40 Year Old Virgin and then after that start watching The Office.

I like watching Steve Carell waxing his chest hair off.

by Theory's Apprentice July 1, 2006

italian

A classification for a type of food that I like a lot.

Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 1, 2006

Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.

Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 3, 2006

fatass

One who cannot get up when pushed down because of his/her immense weight.

Yea, I pushed thata fatass down. And then as I watched him struggle to get up, I kicked him. HAHA!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006

martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

by Theory's Apprentice July 3, 2006