25 definitions by TheWhiteBowser

When a fat person uses the sheer amount of bulbous immense fat on their body to sufficate a person into submission so they can more easily be raped without them having to burn too many calories.
The 400 pound fat bitch used her belly to push said victim into the corner of the bathroom stall then turned around smacking him with her even larger ass, proceeding to sit on him until he stopped struggling and became nearly unconscious. After which satisfyingly started to fat rape him without having to exert that much more energy.
by TheWhiteBowser December 8, 2015
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(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips
Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*
by TheWhiteBowser February 17, 2017
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When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google
by TheWhiteBowser October 12, 2016
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A phrase that is common among the vocal vegan population. It is meant as the solution to literally EVERYTHING especially when you are starving like hell and are forced to eat and entire bag of raw potatoes to survive.
Trying to go vegan guy: OMG I feel like absolute shit! No energy to do anything. I can't move. Help me Rebecca!
Rebecca (the vegan): Time to carb up! *Drops a plate full of potatoes on him*
by TheWhiteBowser August 16, 2016
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When someone uses means of explosives to expand the territory of their land.
The pioneers used explansions to destroy the appalachian mountains for their coal.
by TheWhiteBowser July 19, 2016
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When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 12, 2016
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A group of people that provokes and loves to incite hate and racism. They truly do give Christians a bad name.
Westboro Baptist Church is sponsored by yours truly the prince of darkness, Lucifer.
by TheWhiteBowser July 21, 2016
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