slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".
"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."
by trevor bizznaps March 28, 2007
The height of Vietnamese/ Cherokee hybrid engineering. A mix of Vietnamese and Cherokee blood, to produce the largest and most effective offspring.
Did you see Chaz? He looks like such a beetus
by jewston November 05, 2014
A title given to the truly awesome, but usually mistaken for diabetes. Originally used by the great Wilford Brimley.
Wow! That guy truly is the Beetus!
by Morbid Duck June 13, 2010