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menuphobia

The reluctance to make decisions

Making decisions is always a task. But it is an unpleasant task for many people. The term "menuphobia" describes this aversion to having to choose between several alternatives.
I hate long lists of choices in restaurants. My wife always makes the better choice and I have to watch her. I already have real menuphobia.
There is so much great food to choose from on the cruise that I can't make up my mind. But I still can't be happy because of my menuphobia.
by ThePhysopher June 17, 2024
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TMPC

Too Much Political Correctness

means political correctness exaggerated to a pont where it becomes intolerant, humorless and irrational.
Please call me Black, I am proud of my genes. To call me a Afro-Caribean is for me TMPC.

To pretend that women are in general betterin programming than men is slightly TMPC, isn't it?
by ThePhysopher August 10, 2017
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Double Penis Relationship (DPR)

A male homosexual couple.
Cp. to a Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR) and a Single Penis Relationship (SPR)
Did you know, Johnnie and James just started a proper Double Penis Relationship (DPR) together!
by ThePhysopher October 2, 2016
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microalcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism.
My wife and me, we are microalcoholics. It is our philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery.

See also zen-alcoholic
by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019
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birthday position

For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
by ThePhysopher May 4, 2025
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familygram

A cartoon or video which is so cute and innocent that you can distribute it (e.g. via Whatsapp) in the family. The property is called „familygrammable“ .
Formed following „instagramm“ and instagrammable
Oh! This cat cartoon is so cute. I will send it to the children.

This baby animal video gives a great familygram. All women in the family will love it, but also your husband.
by ThePhysopher October 22, 2020
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Willy-nilly believer

A careless believer. Someone who hears a statement or story and takes it for granted without considering the implications of that story. In religion, this is the belief in miracles as the multiplication of bread or the belief in an afterlife of a human after having seen the macabre decay of body (and brain). The opposite is an illuminated person who considers the plausibility and the side effects of a story.
There is no sense to discuss this with her. She just believes that she hears the spirits of the deceased talking, just willy-nilly. She is a willy-nilly believer in many things. Maybe she should take a course in physics. Or in psychology.
by ThePhysopher October 6, 2019
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