microalcoholic

when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism.
My wife and me, we are microalcoholics. It is our philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery.

See also zen-alcoholic
by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019
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Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
by ThePhysopher March 05, 2020
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When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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ILH

ILH or "I love her" is here an affectionate but slightly sarcastic remark.
A man says ILH loudly or silently when he doesn't like to do something she wants
but he does it because he just loves her! Of course, it could also mean *I love him".
If she wants to go to the opera and I don't, then I say to myself quietly: ILH (I love her) and go anyway
I've told ILH many times, she already knows what it means and just laughs contentedly.
by ThePhysopher November 18, 2024
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Zero Penis Relationship

A couple with a sexual relationship without natural penis. In general, a Lesbian couple.
Cp. to a double penis relationship and a single penis relationship.
Did you hear, Patricia and Linda just started a proper Zero Penis Relationship!
by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016
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birthday position

For his birthday, he gets to choose how they will make love. The position is therefore called birthday position.
My husband can ask me all year round if we do it this way, but I always answer: it's not your birthday. This is your birthday position!
My wife has also invented an Urban Dictionary word. It's both appealing and bitter: the birthday position.
by ThePhysopher May 04, 2025
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familygram

A cartoon or video which is so cute and innocent that you can distribute it (e.g. via Whatsapp) in the family. The property is called „familygrammable“ .
Formed following „instagramm“ and instagrammable
Oh! This cat cartoon is so cute. I will send it to the children.

This baby animal video gives a great familygram. All women in the family will love it, but also your husband.
by ThePhysopher October 22, 2020
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